The Ultimate Merger

What a guilty pleasure. So I've been watching The Ultimate Merger on TvOne. It's not a bad show. I mean it's much better than all those Flavor of Love, For the Love, and Groupie Love shows from VH1. So the show is pretty basic, Omarosa is trying to find "love". She was introduced to several men and in the past weeks they have been vying for her attention. Well, I of course had my favorites. Ummmm ummmm ummm. Again, there is nothing like a SEXY, INTELLIGENT, and DEBONAIR MAN.

Ray Lavender . . . Let us stare for five seconds and then move on. A new member to konvict record label. Well I wish him success so that I can listen to his music and continue to take in all that ummmm hmmm.

AL B. Sure . . . old school sexy. Well, I enjoy looking at him with his glasses on. I have my reasons. He can sing to me any day or night.

Javis . . . He has a touching story. He admitted to some mistakes, learned from them, and has moved on with his life. I think I fell in love with his story and his physical sure isn't a downside. I think he would be a great date. If it doesn't work out with Omarosa . . .hey, how are you doing?

Lyle . . . even though he has been combative on the show, he exudes all types of sexy. Who knew that a characterisitc of eloquent speaking would equate to a turn-on?

C. J. Miller . . . He was a favorite until the last episode. DAMN C.J. Why couldn't you be a man about it and say you weren't feeling the situation? I'm glad you did issue a statement however. Well at least someone had a great time with you.
I don't want to leave Issac out but . . .I only like him for his body. So for that I'll just describe him. Brown skin but not quite deep chocolate. Rippling muscles all over his back and chest. Tattoo on the back . A couple of pecks. Bald and flawless head.